2JZ engine. No shit

Peak all hat and no cattle.

It sounds crazy till an HOA decides to pull a hold my beer moment.

This is prima facie evidence that the rich are not taxed anywhere NEAR enough.

Saw one in the Costco parking lot yesterday. They look so much worse in person. 

Have to disagree with the Lima. They were stout, tunable, and won a lot of races on the other side of the pond and were the basis of a lot of Cosworth’s work. Don’t let the smog-strangled US versions fool you, it was a damned good engine.

YOU’RE NOT ON FIRE RICKY BOBBY!!!

Clarkson has been a 70 year old man for the last 25 years.

Yeesus, Bradley. This article is bad, your take is bad & short sighted, and your responses to the comments seem to be the equivalent of “I know you are but what am I,” second grade playground chat. Gosh, coming to Jalopnik is like opening the fridge 100 times when you are hungry hoping that something delicious…

Is it only me, or does that whole front look like it is pinched? Not only that, I think the whole front from the bottom of the windshield looks like it is from a much smaller car - a squashed Golf front (or similarly sized car).

Actual reason: people are fucking morons. Or even more accurately, people are fucking morons who can’t follow the simplest of instructions when all they can think of is “I want to get on the plane, I I I me me me now now now.”

Airlines dropped the ball when they started charging for checked bags.

Bring back free checked bags. Back when I first started flying, only the serious frequent fliers used carry ons. This was for people in a hurry that didn’t want to wait for the baggage claim.

Family stuff = “What the f*uck did you buy without discussing it first?”

ACAB.

“We have space, long distances between towns, big roads, weather extremes, and big parking spaces in the vast majority of the U.S. that just don’t compute from an E.U. perspective.”

Then why do they offer a degree in Motor Vehicle Bureau Sciences? Not just anybody can be the correct combination of surly, unhelpful, AND condescending. 

I hate mystery brakers.

cops are 90% of the worst things about road tripping in america.  the other 10% is Ohio

They did cancel them, the workers went back to putting the notch at a completely random point on the dipstick.