I’m waiting for someone to publish his tax returns. That’s the “tell all “ book I want to read.

“I don't recall" is PR speak for "It happened."

Of course you don’t remember it, Amy, because, as the Sony leak proved, you say about a million dumbshit things a day. That’s way too many to keep track of or even be aware of the individual dumbshit content levels.

My takeaway from this is that they would all look better wearing 95% less makeup (except for the cat humper, he looks like he needs some concealer). 

Trump supporters were telling Lakota protesters that on Lakota land. Stupid cuts clear to the bone.

Her dress looks like it was third runner up in a contest to make something wearable with only materials from an office supply closet.

As a rule, Stalin remained in the edited photos. Others were removed.

Always knew you were still alive Idi!

The Ozymandias of idiots.

Was there a single non white person there?

This is a short story. Send it to the New Yorker.

I got close to black out (if only) hammered while staying at my family’s lake house by like 6 p.m. I ended up offering beer to some 13 year old sister of a family friend (she declined). Then I was smoking on a row boat, decided to stand up, fell in the water and lost my favorite sunglasses. I was literally sent to bed…

“Clearly she was the aggressor,” Stahl told the Herald. “She was being asked to leave. She’s being belligerent and she pushes her face right into his face.”

Or their domestic staff at home. Underpaid in cash.

Not the people who served them at the party. Cater waiters don't usually have awesome benefits. 

Imagine going to a party in the middle of a plague in the country with the most cases of said plague, knowing that this increases your risk of catching aforementioned plague, and then getting mad that you weren’t IMMEDIATELY warned that you were exposed to the fucking plague.

The perfect choice to co-host the gala would have realized that holding it during a pandemic was not a good idea.

a big, expensive, yellow sign on Fifth Avenue, denigrating this luxury Avenue

After the contentious and heated election, it comes down to the Supreme Court to ultimately decide who truly won the election of 2020. In a ruling that no one saw coming, they actually decide that Al Gore won the election in 2000, at which point Prince descends out of the heavens, snaps his fingers, and sends us all…

“Soulless” doesn’t even feel like a strong enough word to describe the all-consuming vortex of moral indigence that would lead someone to advertise that their actions drove someone to suicide after forcing a confession out of them under duress and over a matter for which they weren’t the accused party. Even if her…