I would very much appreciate it if Jezebel could give a chapter by chapter accounting of what is in Bolton’s book because while I want to know the gruesome details, I don’t want to give Bolton any money towards his enterprise - information that he should have volunteered in a timely manner for free.

Friends don’t let friends eat dyed corn syrup. Especially racist dyed corn syrup.

I cannot speak for Jezebel here, but the article has a point.

What cracks me up about her interference the most is that it’s just chalk! Even if it weren’t his property, it would’ve washed away with 20 seconds of a garden hose. I hope she thinks it's worth it.  

“I’m not saying he’s gay, but people are asking the question...”

Ain’t nothin’ gon’ happen.

Me: “There’s no way Trump, a germophobic billionaire, would have let a curable STI get to the stage where it’d cause neurological complications”

Yeah, this isn’t a hard thing to really understand, and one can take no firm positions on the distinction between sex and gender identity in order to form it. All one needs to do is ask three very simple questions:

Isn’t it contrary to Samuel Alito’s views on sodomy for him to have his head so far up his ass?

Stable geniuses all around. Right up there with when Tucker Carlson called out John Stewart for not taking the news seriously enough. ...the show following me is a puppet making crank calls you dick.

[Puts away joke about Cruz finding his conscience about as often as...]

Wouldn’t it make sense for a city to demand payment in full, in advance? I mean, the economic benefits of hosting such a rally have to be miniscule at best, so who cares if he doesn’t want to pay in advance and threatens to take his show elsewhere? 

There are bunches of cities still waiting on their money from his rallies years ago.  This assholes Never pays his bills.

Can we agree never to publish “Ted Cruz” and “clitoris” in the same sentence, again?

Yes. The normal procedure is that when a president holds a private campaign rally the police handle security and safety and invoice the campaign. Trump is about $5 or $10 million in arrears in his debts to the cities where he holds his rallies.

Ugh, of course she did. What a POS.

Why would Jim Jordan want to wrestle Ron Pearlman anyway? Pearlman hasn't been a 17 year old boy for a long time...

“As I told Mr. McCray, if I were faced with similar circumstances, I would have probably done the same thing,” the Sheriff said in a statement. “I have apologized to Mr. McCray, and I appreciate his patience as I have worked through these matters.”