That is Marvipoo! (A Phyllis word from this):

“I’m not racist, I’m just a fucking idiot. Vote for me!”

I don’t think it would last very long. No one wants my advice in real life because doing the right thing is fucking hard.

“Like many folks in my middle-age group, I learned the very hard lesson to never allow anyone access to social media accounts or passwords,” Howze told Politico in a statement.

I was so happy to see that the advise was don’t tell her.  If you tell your wife you will transfer the emotional pain and burden of the secret to her, you will feel better, she will feel worse.  And it is unlikely your relationship will recover. This your pain and shame to endure. 

You’re wife didn’t bring it up again because she wants to know more. She wants to know if you’re trustworthy, and she thinks more information will help her know for sure.

This crisis you’ve been suppressing isn’t meant to be resolved, it’s meant to be endured.

Ive voted by mail in washington for almost 15 years now and lived at approximately 5 addresses during that time. I have never received a ballot with anyone elses name on it.

It is my understanding that you have the right to drive somewhere you feel safe if you are being pulled over for a minor traffic violation like this. If you obey all laws in the process you aren’t “fleeing and eluding.”

Apparently some of the MAGAs think absentee ballots and vote by mail are radically different concepts.

This fuckin’ guy. Besides all the shit and damage he’s done during his term, I’m just tired of seeing his face and listening to him babble gibberish every. damn. day. Ughhhhhh.

Used to be the advice was to drive to the police station if you thought something was up.

The fact that multiple states already vote by mail exclusively and don’t have any fraud issues is obviously beside the point.

I need someone - anyone, to tell me why these cops are so afraid of this kid?

I’m sure many black men would have said, “I feared for my life,” had they ever been given a chance. But since they died, nobody was punished because the white murderer said, “I feared for my life,” which is the expectation and acceptable in Totally-Not-Racist America.

Jojo Siwa is like a real life 80's cartoon created solely to sell stuff to kids.

I was going to write a long comment about how the plaintiffs in Supreme Court cases are often not the ideal people you’d pick to be test cases, and that it’s frustrating that the people and the principles get conflated.

I’m opining that she probably had some pretty intense mental health issues and was quite malleable - I think she had three pregnancies before she was 20?

Man, they’ll kill us one way or another.

I am inspired to make art by American Andrea Askowitz. I will take a white piece of paper (symbolizing this essay) and on it I will place a white tissue (symbolizing white tears) and on that I will lay a dollop of nonfat yogurt (for her grocery run) and on that a sprinkle of salt (for all her lies) and on the…