This shit, apparently.

Yes he did. Her name was Lana Clarkson.

The weird French tips are hideous. And it looks like there are two different accent nails? One on each hand? And one of those is maybe sparkly? hurk

This is unrelated to the article, which sounds god-awful, BUT: wtf is up with the manicure in the stock photo up there? Does anyone else see “it’s supposed to be classy, but really it’s ugly and tacky af?”

Really? Without the visible breasts, I see a dress you could find at Charlotte Russe. Then again, I always think it’s lazy of designers to use nudity to “shock” us.

Oh dear god - who ARE these people? Please tell them to fuck right off. I’m so sorry.

You are on fire lately, good sir/madam!

Ben Whishaw! He’s amazing in everything. I highly recommend BBC’s “The Hour”.

I’m so fucking sorry that you’re going through this. I just lost my father to cancer, and I still can’t imagine being where you are. I’m so, so sorry.

If you’re a fan* of Paw Patrol, Zuma & Apollo ARE two of the dogs’ names!