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Grey Cell Green indeed! Ned's actually had two decent albums that my buddy and I would crank when we were skateboarding in my driveway. They sound dated now, but they were cool at the time. They're also somewhat notable for having had two bass players, which seemed like a novel concept to my teenage ears.

Wow, I completely forgot about Kevin Seal. I remember hearing this story that Dave Kendall's hair was a wig and that John Lydon embarrassed him by ripping it off his head one time. I'm reticent to check the validity of this story because I prefer to think that it's something that happened regardless.

Yeah, what happened to that guy?

Used to videotape this show religiously in the early 90's. I couldn't wait to get home from high school on a Monday and pore over the videos. This show definitely turned me on to a lot of good bands that I still listen to today.

It's pretty staggering that Garris is responsible for so many shitty King adaptations. And yet, King continues to let them happen.

Actually, a crossover between Bebe's Kids/The Stand would be amazing. After the superflu, Bebe's Kids are forced to re-populate the earth. Their catchphrase remains: "We don't die, we multiply!"

Probably true.

Fully clothed gangbang (for sanitary reasons). I think you just inadvertently stumbled upon an unexplored niche for Pornhub searches.

Which is why at this point the only way to do these justice is to adapt them into a limited run, Band of Brothers style miniseries or not to do them at all.

My teenage self definitely watched many a film in the early 90's for LSG (and her aforementioned breasts).

He can't lose!

If Mick Garris isn't involved, you can count me out.

I agree. I think that's why I tend to enjoy his short story collections more.

If you think the book is bad, you should see the movie.

That was pretty much the best thing Craig Kilborn ever did.

Ash Wednesday is infinitely better than The Hottest State, but that's not saying much. The main thing I remember about it is that Hawke alternates perspective every chapter between the male and female protagonists. Make of that what you will.

Blue Ruin was pretty great, so I'm definitely on board for this, but damn, I can't stand Anton Yelchin. Outside of the Star Trek flicks, there's something so infinitely punchable about the guy. The apotheosis of this dislike culminated in Burying the Ex where he rides around on a razor scooter (wearing a helmet no

Yes, it totally is. An inordinate amount of that film takes place in and around McDonald's and that's pretty much the only thing I remember about it. Which in retrospect is weird because I'm pretty sure that I saw it in the theater twice. Not sure why. I was a senior in high school at the time, so I'm thinking it was

My point was that the milieu of this film makes the appeal of Rebel's character nonsensical. In a city where conventionally attractive people can't find dates and you can't throw a stone without hitting five people (of both genders) that look like models, it doesn't make sense. I agree about dumpy guys (with nothing

That whole book (along with Skeleton Crew) is gold. King really excels in the short story format.