Why do none of the guys getting torched ever think to just tell him it's a playoff game?

The way be halfheartedly balked at saying "bitches" and "Pussy" makes me think he is a bitch and a pussy. Also Fuck Duke

Cherokee Parks is still sore about waking up in that dumpster.

Laettner turned on a whole new generation of America on hating Duke.

As a Michigan State alum, and perhaps an even more avid U of M hater, I 100000000000% approve of the Fab Five's bashing of this fuckboy.

Screw the NFL. It's not the Dolphins' fault that they can communicate with free agents via echolocation.

"My past is littered with the bones of men who were foolish enough to think I was someone they could sleep on."

That doesn't mean the joke was good.

"You don't like how i'm doing it, you print the damm things yourself!"

For anyone who's watched Finnegan play lately, it should come as no shock that his playing days are now behind him.

On the contrary, Tiger is extremely friendly and welcoming to attractive women ages 19-35

Seems to me if you wanted to avoid spoilers, you shoulda stayed off a SPORTS website. Contributory negligence, brah.

Christ, you cannot spoiler a sports match. FULL STOP.

;)

I miss Eduardo Najera.

Don't you mean #FISTworldproblems? I'll see myself out (slams door).

THIS is the event we need at All-Star Weekend. Maybe players get to vote on the coaches they want to see perform, and coaches get to select players?

thats honestly what I was expecting to see in the clip

It's pretty rude for Paul Pierce and Drew Gooden to taunt their own teammate.

With hard-hitting, critical inquiries such as these, I'm appalled that these lofty-nosed professional athletes appear to openly despise American sports media.