What the fuck does this guy know, he believes in evolution?

Jeez, what's with these weak interview questions?

Bet they put a bounty on that third wife.

Police are continuing to investigate the kidnapping claim, and have released a forensic sketch based on Allenby's description:

Well, when John Cena has 15 world title reigns in 10 years, even I pretend the gesture was something Aaron Rodgers made up.

Government fines, judgments and garnishments are hitting ESPN employees even harder. Just ask Curt Schilling.

WHAT?! How am I supposed to explain that to my children!? Jesus. I mean really, a black president? Wow.

ESPN broadcast a famously grating, irritating, seemingly incessant noise, drawing the ire of the FCC and complaints from viewers. They also showed an ad for Olympus Has Fallen after Chris Berman stopped talking.

Trailer: "THIS IS NOT A TEST"
Cardale Jones: "Thank God."

I'm glad the FCC finally fined ESPN but this one was actually pretty easy to explain to my kids.

More cheating in New England.

As if stepping in front of six shots wasn't enough of a tribute to the man.

The correct answer is all of them tied, except Shawn Michaels.

While Kevin Nash is 55, Scott Hall is 56, and Billy Gunn is 51, and Michaels is 50 (this year), the others don't have much excuse. X-Pac and Big Show are the same age and he looks great for his age and size. He isn't Paul Wight busting through the floor of the ring but he's still kicking. The Rock has slowed down…

The saddest Sons of Anarchy fan club ever.

Scott Hall makes doing "suck it" look like he's on the verge of a heart attack

i read your first line and didn't read the rest because you're a fucking asshole.

I haven't seen ESPN blatantly make something up like this since they called themselves The Worldwide Leader in Sports.

Brandon Bostick only wishes he'd thought of blocking someone, too.