I’m white and the shit you’re saying isn’t my value, either as a white person or a human. Racial condescension isn’t “excellence,” yet your comment is dripping with it. “The speech and expressions of slaves and poverty.” “Ghetto-speak.” If the phrase, “Man, she woke,” is all it takes to trip your English-excellence…

And it’s not limited to Atlanta. Arlington, Texas is halfway to this same milestone. In another 10 years we’ll start hearing how they have to replace Jerryworld to keep the Cowboys.

For years I had mid-90s Dell versions of the Model M both at home and at work, long after everyone else had switched to the smaller QuietKey keyboards. My coworkers hated my clicky keyboard. I loved it because they felt so good to type on and fit my big hands so much better. For some reason I was so enamored with…

And, you know, on the flipside, I bet there are married men out there who have fucked other women without first dining alone or drinking with them.

Were you and your ex actively trying to pass laws to force your view of marriage on the entire country?

Since he’s the Vice President of the United States and wants a consitutional amendment defining marriage as a relationship like his, I’d say that’s EXACTLY what he’s doing. That’s kinda the point.

But why just stop at one? Everyone knows dining alone with two women just turns into a threesome, and any number above that automatically becomes a black-candle-lit Satanic orgy.

Or he still is and makes a big show of all this crap to keep her from becoming suspicious.

Or accidentally learn something about pleasing a woman.

In the off chance that we both found each other attractive it doesn’t matter because I’m married and my wife and I agree that we’re not going to screw other people.

Thought the exact same thing. Named for its shape, 33 stories tall...

But the kind of prison you’re talking about depends on him both being aware of what anyone else thinks of him and giving a shit.