Why has there not been a Keaton biopic? His is a fascinating story. The guy was an out-and-out genius, and yet at one point he was reduced to a gag writer and consultant on Red Skelton’s remakes of various Keaton movies. He put in fine performances up until he was quite sick, in movies like “A funny thing happened on…

Chaplin

Superman II is a bit of a mess but it’s got Zod. How you gonna deny Zod? You’re not, you can’t even try.

Hot take: it was a movie I enjoyed.

Red Dawn begs to differ, snowflakes.

Of course he can do all those things. He’s not a real person. He’s the ghost of the father of Miami PD forensic technician/serial killer Dexter Morgan. Ghosts have magic powers.

Barry in prison is actually a Barry I like. He’s having to exercise patience and a bit of foresight.

Eh, when the show is dealing directly with The Thinker the season is at its weakest (as seen in the midseason finale and premiere), but when it’s focusing on random metas it’s a lot stronger.

DAWN IS SO DELIGHTFUL THOUGH

Gambi:

I have a similar problem in that my wife’s anxiety won’t allow her to watch anything scarier than Ghostbusters without running out of the room screaming.

This is a bad take and I want you to know that.

Oh man, I love the Smiths. I’ve seen all their movies. Suicide Squad, After Earth, Pursuit of Happyness, Set it Off.

This actually sounds pretty fun. Also Dakota Fanning’s character sounds about as socially skilled as the average Trekkie, and certainly in the top 1% of attractiveness for them.

Now I want the medical droids to be redubbed by Zoidberg!

I’ve got a lot of fond memories of watching Most Extreme Elimination Challenge on Spike during my college days. That was a terrific show.

Let’s please stop conflating talent with decency.

The Academy Awards are awarded for art (or at least they used to be). Not politics.

Strikes me as silly. Who were the Christians who burned under Nero worshipping then? There’s only a 30-year gap between Jesus’s alleged death and the persecution. Tacitus is hardly a Christian source and it’s pretty clear the executions took place. Implying there were followers to execute.

Yeah, Lucas took from stuff that was much, much older than Dune.