Sometime later this week....

“Which bone is most likely to be infected with racism? Femur? Rib? Have medical professionals ever confirmed the existence of a racist bone?”

So John Wick is trying to escape from NY with an army of killers on his heels?

“Who’s the new owner? We don’t know yet.”

Lost it when they hacked into cyberspace and stole that Frenchman’s VHS tape.

[extremely Dennis Miller voice] I haven’t seen this much displeasure about a Cardinals’ decision since electing Pius XII, babe. They sent up more white smoke than Alice Cooper’s stage show in ‘78.

I understand why Skydance would want Lasseter from a strictly business standpoint. He helped create the most profitable and reliable entertainment brand in Pixar.

But do not steal his rum.

And he’s still no help hitting a curveball.

Don’t be silly.  Companies in the 21st Century can’t make any money if you only pay for something ONCE...

I’d wager Hawkeye went Ronin after his family got Thanos-dusted.

I haven’t seen a single Transformers movie despite being a child of the 80s. They all looked like trash and a big part of that was the design. This movie may lead me to stop boycotting the live action franchise since they obviously put a lot of work into making Optimus faithful to his original design. It gives me hope…

I’m genuinely surprised that the PS Classic doesn’t feature Wipeout, because that for me was the moment when it really felt like video games turned the corner. It didn’t look or sound like anything else available on consoles or PCs at the time.

Hopefully she plays the strong, silent type.  If you try to have her do anything else it will be a real problem.

Delete Facebook. It’s one of the best things you can do to improve your life.

I would find it interesting if someone restarted the Red Room, which dredges Nat’s memories of her own time in the program, seen through flashbacks. Maybe she tries to turn one of the new “widows” in hopes of using her as a weapon to dismantle the resurgent Red Room.

Instead of Total Health Care, why don’t we call it Old Broken Athlete Medical Assistance Care.

Won’t *someone* think of the needs and feelings of the rich white people who attend golf tournaments with Republican congresspeople to commisserate about their shared horrible misfortune in life that someone they happened to share DNA with either did something heroic or got blown up in a desert they had no interest in…

Oh no! If marvel loses one of it’s, what, seven profitable franchises, whatever will it doooo?!?!?!