I did a philosophy degree and was about to get mad about this and then was like... oh... no... they’re right. 

Late to this party but chiming in anyway: In high school, I was thrilled to be asked to the homecoming dance by one of the star football players. The plan was to meet up after the game, then head to the gym for the dance. When I got to our designated meeting place, I was surprised to see that his entire family—mom,…

Bad tinder date: Guy did not tell me he was legally blind (not important but is relevant to this next part), so, as a result, he informed he needed to sit VERY close to my face so he could see me WHILE HE HAD THE FLU. So here is this guy, sitting intentionally close to my face, while he has the plague, coughing and…

But that’s precisely why it all feels small now. Everybody knows everybody. In WWII, every soldier knew OF General Patton and General MacArthur. But even the most celebrated of war heroes were known only because the Stars & Stripes trumpeted their names via a specially delivered newsletter directly to the troops…

X-O Manowar needs to happen. There is more than enough really good runs to base a show on or a movie (or fledgling cinematic universe). 

I’m wondering if Chastain could be playing a version of the telepath Oracle from the Shi’ar Imperial Guard, or possibly an amalgamation or Oracle and Lilandra.

And if we’re being honest, Nicholas Hoult is not a recognizable “star” in 2018. Not like Lawrence.

They don’t try to hurt people?! They blew up Vince McMahon’s limo and killed him!

God damn it Marvel stop fucking around in Cosmic and just announce my God-damned Nova movie.

When I was your age we had to drive down to a store to rent movies and vidya games! And sometimes they were sold out of the ones you wanted! Then you’d look at a box, think “This Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde game looks good,” take it home, and realize you just wasted four whole dollars of your allowance for one of the…

I think Crazy Rich Asians is the hardest hit, as (pure) comedies fare even worse than action movies.

As a liberal, I don’t feel like I’m being owned enough. I suggest they keep literally playing with fire on their property, just to show just how strong-willed and patriotic they are.

Well starting fresh in Vegas does have a history of working!  

Definitely better than Kingsman films.

I hope the guy who owns Ireland shows up.

Avengers IV: A New Hope

Zlatan isn’t washed up; washing up is Zlataned.

“DADDDDYYYYYY DIDNT GIVE ATTENTIOONNNNNNN”

UPDATE: The NFL has fined Ramsey for targeting defenseless players.