THIS NEWS PLEASES DOOM

Also brought to us by petty spite for the previous president.  This is the thinnest-skinned human I’ve ever seen.  He would chop off his own hand if Obama told him not to.  He’s the living embodiment of “cut off your nose to spite your face.”

The biggest issue would be if automakers like VW tell their factory workers in Puebla not to add a secondary cat on TDI models sent to America. Keep an extra profit and cause cancer or something. 

It’s not cheaper when it comes to tooling, and paying to have more designs certified. It’d be easier for manufactures if the EPA aligned with EURO 6 emissions. 

“Republicans: We believe in _________.*”

Republicans - “We believe in states rights.*”

“Congress is dominated by agribusiness; Funai has had its budget slashed. There is a big assault on indigenous rights going on in the country.”

Most import part. Thank you for using an updated stock photo of somewhere in CA.

I’m sorry, but what part of “attempt no landing there” do you people not understand?

What a pity the driver cancelled his season tickets because of player protests.

Too Fem too Furious?

This box scenario brings us to a familiar paradox, as it seems - though the season hasn’t even started - the Lions’ playoff hopes are both alive and dead at the same time.

Gotta give him credit though, he destroyed his legacy in under 30 minutes.

Yeah, I do too.  It’s great that you have friends, but you should have at least one picture of just yourself.  WITH YOUR FACE IN IT.

Dude! The chick is discreetly saying she’s willing to go on a sex romp with you and four of her hot friends and you shoot the opportunity down??

Okay so my cousin Julio knows this dude who is all about alien conspiracies and he tipped my cousin about this alien invasion and I was like “Oh man!”, so I started to get prepared, you know? 

Okay, I have two questions:
1) Who is this?

Indiana Jones and the Quest to Redeem an Expired Coupon for 30% off an Early Bird Special at Denny’s. 

Meanwhile, across the universe:

I think you’re right about part of it being the time we live in.