90 minutes. The perfect length for any movie, sporting event, or paid sexual encounter. 

Again, the ATP 500s are not the minor league.

My friend Justin Halpern gets mad at me whenever I leave the Chargers game capsule blank.

If it’s not Favre dick joke I give up.

You did not use the Gawker Style Guide on this, H. To wit:

Another athlete taking a knee? Adam Jones, eat your heart out.

Remember Marion Barber and Julius Jones?

Hey, Chuck Johnson wrote into the Jamboroo. You’ve hit the big time, BDD!

Correct. And that show if disrespect was a demerit for him.

Incidentally, that play was instrumental in why Gregg was not promoted to head coach when Gibbs retired.

What new rule did you learn? That a fair ball is, in fact, a fair ball?

No. He doesn’t want to do that. He’d love to require more college service before NBA eligibility.

Damn, I wish/hope Bob from Belgium is a regular commenter.

Color me stunned that the Patriots fan has hated LeBron since he entered the league as an 18-year old.

Car sex: was behind a car in DC where the DRIVER would lean over and fellate when stopped at red lights. This was in city traffic and we hit about four reds in a row.

About two years ago when my kids were four, Joker did not get away, but rather, did ballet.

Kaepernick said the same thing about Vernon Davis and the one drop rule.

No.

Phil Pozderac holding game against the Giants.

You can say that again.