John Edwards, pants around his ankles, staring at the mirror with his hairbrush as the microphone belting “Turn You Inside Out.”

Seems like the Cards need LaRussa back to properly manage a player who can’t bend an elbow.

Can’t remember: did you go with the photo of Jose Lima’s wife on day 1, or did you wait until day 2 to fool us with classiness?

/gets caught peeking from your closet when you did that. #therewillbevoyeurs

A leet of Flaccos?

I remember being in a hotel room in August, 2000 on vacation and tuning in. Seemed ok. Since then, I always thought JS was someone that not smart people liked in order to feel smart. This week has been slightly stunning for me.

One that you absolutely do not have to see.

Me: Shawn Bradley tried to kill himself?

Orson clapping gif

I have a code of ethics for when I shoot fish in a barrel. A minor edit to the original blunder and the whole thing goes away.

Pretty sweet bicycle kick for that first goal.

Pretty good bicycle kick in the first highlight too.

The Eater Principle

/unzips pants

My wife got fired for blowing the whistle on the manager of HUD building who charged a monthly fee to funnel people into his building at below market rates. Our back-of-an-envelope estimate had him making about 18K a month from it. (The manager got fired too. The building owner just wanted the problem to go away.)

+1

+1

Doesn’t looks half as painful as actually having to pay for and wear Affliction clothing tbh.

“When we were in residency in Florida, Brandi would say, ‘Tony, can we get a couple of vans and go over to watch the [MLS’s] Tampa Bay Mutiny?’ We would get the vans, but it was her idea. She just wanted to watch top-level soccer.”

The lesson, as always, is to cheat on your taxes as much as you possibly can.