Jim "Tommy" Tomsula tried to establish JT as his nickname, but failed

Jim Tomsula doesn't replace the office water cooler jug when he empties the last of it.

Horse goes neigh.

idiot. +1

"There's the door, brochacho. Late."

(on the shot clock)

My fondest memory of Craggs is when he was initially hired and I mentally filed him as The New C'lay.

Based on my Goodell rule of thumb of automatically voting yes for anyone who would not want to be a DSHOFer, I hope get to cast a vote for Craggs as he moves on.

Rule of thumb in cases like this: Would he hate the idea of membership in the DHOF? If the answer is yes, then so is my vote.

[makes slight grimace and nods]

This one's a no-brainer.

Donald Sterling is the opposite of a Deadspin HOFer.

Movie reviews from 1940: Rebecca!

Stick to jokes!

I'm sorry but Hadley Brooke on the second team over Dakotah Savitcheff is goddamned outrage.

I shouldn't have skipped lunch. I have such a craving for Pot Roast & Gravy right now.

H.J. Simpson

Wide left.

The brass at Awful Announcing knew they had no choice but to fire him when Lepore suggested that an appropriate punishment would be finding a way for him to "spend some time in the box."

As a proud Sad Dad, I still remember certain surprise Peace and Quiet Blocks from a couple years ago and bring them up to my wife wistfully. "Remember that morning that all the both randomly slept two hours later than normal?"