Absolutely horrible news, so sorry to his family and friends. Such a brilliant guy.

Dear lord you seem dumb. Take care, weirdo.

...and? This article is about a novel. It'd be like calling a documentary a non-fiction film in a headline, technically correct but absurd in its pointless long-winded vagueness.

Calling it a “fiction book” instead of a novel is so...fascinating.

You use the run button? Ugh git gud noob.

Love that Blasphemous Blade ended up even stronger after this patch.

Wish it’d happened while I was in grind mode but happy it’s here for new players. Screw multiplayer.

Imagine thinking you’re the first person to come up with this without doing an ounce of googling to learn that this has been how it’s been done forever.

“Just a half second” really undersells how much time is actually left. Like, the world’s fastest ran mile is 3:43.13, we’re not “just five seconds” from under 3:40, given the record has stood since 1999.

Cue idiots who think Nintendo’s lawyers exclusively seek out Kotaku articles to find fan projects whose creators have made full video trailers for publicity in 3...2...

It...is, though. There’s a difference between regular feigning defeat, as this trope describes, and using meta features like victory text to indicate that the battle is over, which is what DKC did most famously by a country mile.

It’s still the homage I’d imagine Cuphead is going for.

I know this site needs copyeditors but it’s still wild that you misspelled “Donkey Kong Country” this badly.

I’ve assumed since we first saw the bracelet in the trailer that this is gonna be some vintage Captain Marvel, as in Rick Jones and Captain Marvel, with the bracelet standing in for the Nega Bands.

Chill all the way out, new account. I’m obviously exaggerating.

Bookstore practice too, throw books into outdoor shelves and sell em for a dollar, if they get stolen then hooray no more inventory!

Little Kitty Big City?

Season One: Will is missing throughout

Enh, wrote a post, deleted it, no delete button on Kinja.