jhelterskelter
Jhelter Skelter
jhelterskelter

The joy of being a stalking victim is that you get to be paranoid for the rest of your life, yayyyyyy.

The fact that Joker is in Smash when P5 isn’t is just fucking insane, especially considering how great a super long RPG works on a mobile console.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t Microsoft have to, by law? They aren’t in a so-called “Right to Work” state AFAIK, the whole reason Raven Software got this far is that Activision-Blizzard literally couldn’t stop them.

Is he wearing a Paul Frank human shirt to match Spritle’s Paul Frank monkey shirt?

What a fucking philistine, you misspelled daaaaaaaaaan-jrous like an absolute noob.

Again, you’re right, but presenting that case gives them a way to weasel out of their hypocrisy in a way that’s much harder than the bodily autonomy approach allows.

My point is that anything short of bodily autonomy is letting them be in charge of the conversation, and bodily autonomy takes all their talking points away and knocks the wind out of their sails (particularly if you trick em into getting mad at the idea of mandatory blood donation or organ donation upon their death

See I don’t even try with this or any other approach but bodily autonomy, because that’s the actual thing these assholes wanna take away so they have an answer for everything else. No healthcare? No childcare? No foster care? “Personal responsibility!”

If you’re not burned out and you’re at least at my level of “I’ve never played a Souls game and this seems fun and oh no I’m bad at this,” I’ve found that playing with a solid shield and a spear or rapier to attack from behind said shield is way more bearable than figuring out when to dodge through trial and error.

Honestly? “Gatekeepers” would be an okay name for the genre, given they’re all built on overcoming skill gates (and, y’know, the fans).

It makes sense that there’s a correlation between folks who like to imagine living in another time and folks who wish all those dang immigrants were gone and all those dang queers were back in the closet and all those dang women would know their place like the good old days.

Considering Speed Racer is arguably the greatest film ever made, this seems pointless without the Wachowskis behind the wheel.

You don’t get to be neutral about when you think the basic right of bodily autonomy counts. Either you think a woman has the same rights as a corpse who hasn’t marked themselves as an organ donor, or you think the corpse should have more rights.

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Terrible names are par for the course for video game genres names for specific games, but I have no idea what I’d rename Soulsborne if I was King of Naming Shit. In that universe:

Enh, I’m disappointed Seth Green’s interested in NFTs, but he’s the rare Star Wars meganerd who isn’t in any way an asshole about it, and every story I’ve heard about him has been pleasant, and he’s great in Mass Effect, so I don’t think it’s fair to compare him to someone as shitty as toasty.

Christianity, Judaism, and Islam are all Semitic religions, but antisemitic doesn’t mean someone who’s against all three of those faiths. Feisty used to mean flatulent, Meat used to mean all food, and Nimrod is actually the name of a great hunter.

Nobody’s saying the government should force him to be quiet, they’re using their free speech to call an asshole an asshole.

No, I definitely read that it was with a zord.

Metroid Fusion literally has sections named Sectors 1-6 and a computer voice telling you where to go. Link to the Past and Ocarina of Time allow you to beat the second half dungeons in essentially any order (to say nothing of LoZ and LBW). By your logic, either those Zelda games are more Metroidvania than a Metroid

So you’d prefer comments board to be full of folks saying “My opinion is: [insert opinion here]” and nothing else?