The only time I’ve ever been actively happy about a movie making a billion dollars, and a Disney film no less, was when it came in the form of a billion middle fingers right in the faces of the haters.

I need need need need need her to play Xena. She looks identical to Lucy Lawless. She knows how to fight. Despite being American her voice somehow already sounds like a Kiwi putting on an American accent. Give her the keys!

Moss politely responds

Miles Teller looks like Barsanti writes.

Who could’ve guessed that Blizzard is slacking when it comes to providing support?

Can’t stop myself.

I guess I have to say welcome or you’ll turn me into a spoon.

I don’t do it for the thanks.

Buddy, the whole world is my fan club.

As a pessimist a few comments back I’ll give you some optimism. My late grandfather, who was born in the Depression and ornery all his life, a guy who got short-tempered with waiters and was old school religious, was out of nowhere incredibly progressive and was an avid supporter of trans rights. Like, my cousin is…

Sure, I guess my point is that I’ve seen so many cis folks trying to make it about them (and, as a librarian, so much media about trans folks from cis sources) that I’m all about my people maybe backing off a bit and being actual allies. Obviously plenty of cis folks are doing just that, but hoo boy am I done with…

It’s better than hate for sure, but I’m good literally never hearing about cis folks’ opinions on trans folks again. In nearly 32 years I’ve yet to hear a take about the trans experience from one of us that’s been even a little bit compelling.

Well I’m a cis person who approves of this because I’m a Very Good Person. Let the unending adulation for my heroism begiiiiiiiiin!

For me it wasn’t about fear or paranoia but just not wanting to waste my time. Like, I didn’t jump off the other ledges at the beginning when ghosts said there were prizes below, why in the world would I assume that the thirtieth trolly message to leap to my death in the first five minutes of the game was actually a…

In other news, Blizzard is quietly looking for options to sell off the 45,000 Overwatch-themed Fidget Spinners it purchased in 2017

“Don’t blame me, I voted Nixon” was a phrase I threw around whenever Cuomo messed up, it’s very fun to say to folks who don’t get the context.

Finally, a way I can pretend to be the victim here.

I don’t think a single person in California thinks Gavin Newsom is a good guy. He’s merely a standard asshole politician as opposed to a maniacal asshole politician.

We’ll always have the first Hyrule Warriors.

One small tear for man, one giant weep for mankind.