It’s somewhat refreshing that he asked for, rather than demanded, special treatment, and (apparently) didn’t make a fuss when the answer was “no.”

Gonna have to gryn and bear it. 

HOUregret Taubman

LOL too late, fuckers. The baseball gods are displeased and I hope you’re unceremoniously dispatched by the Nats ASAP. 

I still think some of Zach’s best stuff is in ‘Comedians of Comedy’. Hands down one of my favorite documentaries ever. Patton Oswalt, Brian Posehn, Maria Bamford, and Zach Galifianakis (and later Eugene Mirman) driving around the country playing shitty little rock clubs. It’s really great, and everyone in it is…

I chock up the black site prison to the fact that the reverse Flash was acting as everyone’s mentor secretly and manipulating them to think it was a good idea 

I think we’re underestimating the real heroes for Washington in this situation - Dan Snyder and Bruce Allen. By concentrating the suckiness of DC sports into a fiery black hole, they make it possible for other area teams like the Caps, Nats, and Mystics to have a window where success, while not assured, is possible.

Oh my god. OH MY GOD. I can’t believe that happened.

for every comment about the “wrong crowd” of joker fans i’ve seen, there have been about 10 comments like yours saying that the libs are trying to sink this movie by not being objective or whatever.

Fanboys reacting to turning male characters female: “HOW DARE YOU drastically change the origin of this character. You’ve killed my childhood! BOYCOTT!”

I interpret that as more “say whatever you want about politics around the event, just do it AFTER you praise the guys who actually died in the attack” more than “CONNECT THIS TO CLINTON!!!”.

Anyone interested on a story from the police side of things of a swatter, Small Town Dicks is a podcast that interviewed someone who pursued a swatter and some of his own thoughts on police inadequacies to handled cyber crimes in general:

Settle down, rebel yell. We can barely hear you over the rumble of your motorcycle.

Bush Sr, I think. 

If you’re listening to Le Batard for “scores and highlights” all I can say is “You don’t get the show”.

“Owning slaves wasn’t a decision predicated on race but on economics. It’s a business decision.”

Hey dude, I see you’re repeating refutable lies regarding voting and Progressives. Would you like help with that?

It probably was the cops.