This should really boost his Yards after Catch numbers.

His name is Jason Pierre Paw.

This doesn’t help in my quest to dislike Kevin Durant

“I know it’s a small sample size but...” is fast becoming the new “I’m not racist but...”

I was looking at the complete Calvin and Hobbes collection on Amazon just yesterday. I’m going to have to go back and click ‘add to basket’, aren’t I?

Basketball would be better if the ball was a round screen and we could live tweet tweets right to the ball in real time so the dribbler could read the ball and become inspired to do more good kinds of shots. Imagine being passed a ball and right there on the screen/ball it says, from @DildoDunkins69: Hammer the…

Remember when Jordan missed that 3-pointer in 1992? God he sucked.

Neither the time nor the place, dude.