Yes - 3 finals wins and 1 finals loss equals 4 years of ass kicking... Thanks for the math lesson

Seeing as how these bulls aren’t allowed to gore their torturers or dunk on Knicks, stomping cowboys really is the reaching the pinnacle of their athletic prowess and dreams. Good job, Hard Times.

I know! I know! It’s because he could be the next Rickey roaming the sunny fields of Oakland making millions over decades maximizing his compact frame over the long haul at the highest level hitting balls and running bases, all healthy-like, instead of being squashed like a bug on some crap team like the Jags facing…

Al Davis’ Ghost has already directed Gruden to take Kyler at #4, thus fulfilling his promise to flip off the A’s one final time on the way out

Eat shit Warrior haters - you either have a hard-on for the old days of Boston/LA taking all the best players and the spotlight or are an underdog who somehow forgot that GS was you forever and got to the top... Don’t worry too much - Celts/Lakers are at it again and one more parade in The Town will be fine for now

Slightly off-topic, but I’m pretty sure they’re doing the two captains draft deal again. No West, likely a Team Bron and Team Greek, and no Rose crashing a Curry-Harden backcourt. If he somehow makes it past the other checks (they kept Zaza off after he killed in the fan vote), it’s up to those two. Bronny does seem…

That WTF 2nd rounder somehow going back to the Bears is for 2020... But you’re still right - at this rate...

Hope you’re not just matching the 2 franchises that need stadiums to your 2 “that should probably be contracted.”

Senior... Winter... Olympics. Please.

In case it was forgotten again:

Did Deadspin just do a whole story about Lane Kiffin’s coaching career without once mentioning that he used to be the head coach of an actual NFL team? We care more about his time with amateur “student-athletes” than pros? This country is weird

Sorry to nerd it up here with an english police infraction, but I think you may have meant “white elephant” instead of your “white whale”... i.e., something more burdensome than its supposed worth v. an object of suicidal fixation