Holy crap! My dear departed Aunt drove one of those for 25 years.

22 hundred bucks to play Dalton from Roadhouse....I’m in!

Hi Patrick, I heard that Ford had a huge white collar purge last week that didn’t make the news.

This story gets more and more convoluted and bizarre every time I hear updates. Am I expected to believe that Pakistan is just an innocent bystander and powerless over their militants? Heard that sorry excuse for almost two decades with Waziristan. Then these Indian military deaths are now paramilitary units. I think t…

You may want to edit your videos before you post them next time. 10 minutes of cute banter with so so cars...take an ax to 5 minutes of the filler and you’ve got 5 minutes of cute banter with so so cars..

For this challenge, I did sets by duration and didn’t count reps. I tried a lot of different variations and found that my heart really started pumping when I did slow/high jumps and high/double jumps. I never really could sustain the boxer-type tempo or the leg switches for very long. I also did big jumps on the TRX…

I remembered a Gizmodo article from last year that said Uranus smells like farts. I think a planet that smells like rotten-eggs and ammonia, has 900 kph winds, and rotates on a stoopid axis has just got to be the worst planet in our solar system.

I didn’t have a plan for 2018 other than to just keep plugging away. The Vitals monthly fitness challenges were a fun way to mix things up. I liked the squat challenge and continued it through the year. I also liked the burpee challenge because I had real, measurable results. The outdoor fitness station was a…

Everyone loves a beautiful poinsettia in their home during the holidays.

I think the crack team at Gizmodo is too chicken shit to include the Silk Road. You want to talk about historically significant?

It’s not just good o’le boys that street race, just ask CNN’s Chris Cuomo Prime Time host Chris Cuomo:

I guess I’m just too stoopid to be on Brad Kim’s memo distribution list.

The August handstand challenge is really non sequitur to the previous monthly challenges, and I’m not enjoying it. The challenge requires a lot of conditioning beyond just strength. I have found that it also requires a lot of space. My experience with the previous challenges is that they were something that any…

Art imitating life

Jalopnik used to have an Asshat column not too long ago. It was my favorite. This would have been an excellent opportunity to re-introduce that column.

The one fitness trail I “thought” was in my area had been dismantled a decade ago.

Lets see them try that with Biggus Dickus.

This list seems a little shallow for io9.

One made for TV move that sticks in my mind was Special Bulletin (1983) which focused on leftist nuclear terrorists. While it didn’t frighten me like The Day After did, I was pretty shocked when the bomb actually went off in Charleston Harbor. It was a realistic depiction in that it was done in a live newscast format.

Ok, so if the FCA sales goes through will the FCA-UAW employees finally stop putting these ignorant bumper stickers on their cars. I’v been seeing them as far back as the Daimler days.