I was so mad when I realized I had been watching a show that sucked monkey balls for for or five years.

I kinda hope that Neegan kills them all and the series ends.

No, they don’t, because a lot of us aren’t giving it another chance. The glacial pace was okay when they were being even mildly respectful of the audience. Now, it’s a non-starter.

Episode two is a flashback to the bat factory where we see how bats are made, Negan buying the bat for his son, etc.

You’d have a whole season’s worth of dollars. I wouldn’t put it past them to drag that answer out till mid-season break by showing the whole thing in flashbacks. It’s just up their alley. I’ll be sure to find out by reading summaries. Not wasting any more than 2 minutes per episode on this show anymore, and that’s 1…

I’m not sure I agree with the idea that Chandra has previously been portrayed as competent. She had been portrayed and young and in over her head. Her first big character beat was advising Naz not to take the plea offer, even though they had him dead to rights at that point and the two more experienced defense…

I’ll do you one better. The original Blair Witch made me want to punch in the face all my friends who were going “You gotta see this! It’s the most scary thing EVER!”

Didn’t realize 1999 was 27 years ago. Guess it’s not as scary as those old horror movies that came out 107 years ago from the 1970's.

I suppose that’s better than the original Blair Witch making me never, ever want to waste money on a movie again.

I watched the series, but I don’t even remember Barb. But I’m glad she’s dead.

In a poorly conceived attempt to convince his captives just how unpredictable he is, Negan actually bludgeons himself to death.

Frustrated more than angry, and the only insult was that I called him a hack (and, related, said he lacked “imagination for a writer on [this type of] blog)- which isn’t a personal insult, it’s a professional insult. He sucks as a writer and shouldn’t be one; at the very least, shouldn’t be one here. That’s nothing to…

Honestly though, it’s not like it really matters. Whenever Rick woke up, The Walking Dead will always be several years ahead. Odds of them ever crossing over seem slim.

I love that he’s saying the exact same shit that they all said about the finale, and we all know how that turned out

Ah The Walkind Dead returns to morning spoilers. Just a reminder, Fuck Scott Gimple.

The character wasn’t the problem, the actor was. He’s an absolute charisma black hole - I get bored watching him on screen. He's neither compelling enough to fear or hammy enough to enjoy watching.

I’m not so much rooting for the Lannisters as I am the end of the sparrows’ religious tyranny. Cersei and Company aren’t nice people nor do they particularly care about the people of Westeros, but they aren’t busting into brothels and killing/maiming people re: a god told them to.

Two Starks in the same room... TWO STARKS IN THE SAME ROOM!

Once I realized how confident she was, I was guessing Dany assumed Drogon would show up to burn them all... but I suppose it was good she had a backup plan. Maybe that one time he rescued her, he just happened to be in the area.

He really is the worst. Terrible writing acting, terrible casting