I'm looking forward to the next season of AHS: Diminishing Returns on FX.

Qyburn: "I call it…an InterContinental Ballistic Missle…ICBM for short."

That Qyburn is a real medieval renaissance man.

Yeah but Jon has the Onion Knight on his ship. The best smuggler in the Seven Kingdoms. He snuck into Storm's End when the Mad King's whole fleet had it blockaded. You're telling me he can't sneak one ship through an entire sea?

From a legal perspective…this checks out!

Have you seen the Iron Islands? Where did they get all the damn trees to build those ships?

Shit, Pilou has just kicked down GRRM's door and is now telling him how he is going to end A Song of Ice and Fire. Everything's Coming Up Euron!

That makes me wonder, what is the currency called in Westeros? I know they use gold, but there has to be a name for their currency. Dollars, pounds, shekels?

Hi, I'm British character actor Sean Bean. You may know me from such films as GoldenEye and Lord Of the Rings: The Fellowship of the ring.

We didn't land on Casterly Rock! Casterly Rock landed on us!

Do you think Bran watches all of Westeros doin' it? Maybe that's why he's so…disctracted. He's still a teenage boy.

Hokey old religions and ancient undead armies are no match for a good dragon by your side, kid.

I'm not here to make friendsh, Lady Sansa!

He could be reanimated as a wight and still not be the most dreary Stark.

I'm gonna need to crash at Winterfell for the winter, cause I'm technicallyyyyyyyyyy homelessssssssss!

It was awful that Salsa had to marry mean celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay Bolton.

What a time to be alive! (Weeps)

OMG, that's why you never see him burn his hands in the stove!

Yes, it was very hard to follow who was fighting whom at any given moment.I get that it was a surprise raid at dark but the audience should still be able to tell what is going on on some level.

I thought she was wearing green to honor all the Trump supporters who dressed up as grass for his inauguration, period.