GET A JOB, INTERNET!

We're still here. It's just that we have to wait a little longer in between comments now.

Is that a Futurama reference or an AV Club inside joke?

The Force Awakens was his Trojan Horse. All Star Wars movies are now officially in the Cloverfield-verse. AND THAT'S CANON!

And then head to the WC and shake a little dew off the daisy.

10 cloverfield ln was much better than cloverfield. Cloverfield is a decent kaiju movie with shaky cam. 10CL is a tense genre piece. And yes, it's so essential that it gets an abbreviation now.

Ooh I have more!
The drugs make you trip balls. That's good!
On the trip, you will try to kill a young boy. That's bad!
Batman will rescue the boy. That's good!
But the boy grows up to be Prince Joffrey. That's bad!
Prince Joffrey will get assassinated. That's good!
But Tyrion will get framed for it. That's bad!

Joker is gonna show you a magic trick. That's good!
The magic trick involves shoving a pencil into your eye socket. That's bad.
Batman is stronger than the Joker. That's good.
Batman has nothing to threaten him with. Nothing to do with all his strength. That's bad!

What a strange person!

I do now!!!

Wait…the Dent Act was based on a lie. Thats bad!
But it put thousands of dangerous criminals away. Thats good!

Let's just say Nolan like the studio's idea because it moved him…

Guess you dont like the Dark Knight. That was his ex girlfriend!

If the cold war were still in its prime, we'd probably be living on Mars already.

Nucky's mistress had a beautiful pair of paz de la huertas!

Once humanity started drinking cows' milk laden with hormones, it caused the ladies to grow big milkers (and also some of the gents).

I love that onion article so much I want to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant.

Rohan = India
Dead Marshes = Sahara Desert
Rivendell = Detroit
These make about as much sense.

Damn that got me choked up. Godspeed Senator McCain.

What would you prefer, yellow spandex?