My apologies for being tasteless.

And characters who are half blind should only be played by one eyed actors!

I'm gonna mute every last one of ya.

Your insensitivity blindsided me.

Fun fact: that is actually how Wookies repoduce!

I hate YesAnd. It's coarse and grating. And it gets everywhere.

"You've failed me for the last time. You are the weakest link. Goodbye!"

There are levels of survival we are willing to accept.

I'm a fan of real auteurs.I'm talking Coppola. Scorsese. Spielberg. They don't make movies. They make FILMSuh!

If I wanted a sexless comment section, I'd marry one. RIGHT GUYS?

He's kind of a…bad boy.

Oh my god! That is even funnier!

As long as no women get eaten by misogynist dinosaurs, I'd be ok with that.

Jurassic Municipality: We're mainly in it for the speeding tickets

Jurrasic World 2: You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you never stopped to think whether or not you should.

Jurassic Origins: The Magic Word: The Dennis Nedry Story
Jurrassic Origins: We've Got Dodson Here
Jurassic Origins: That Latino Archaeologist Who's Like Grant - He's A Digger

The DJ Ski-mask thing cracked me up so much. Great lampshading of Cooper's limited availability.

I liked the series MORE than the movie!

His parents put him in a basket, and sent him out on the hopes he'd have a better life elsewhere. So he's a child of two worlds, like Moses.

I get the appeal of this Jesus guy, but can we please have our heroes reference another religious figure every once in a while? There are thousands of others to choose from!