He's not a director! He's a lad, insane!

I agree, there were some scenes with the inmates torturing the guards that were borderline rapey. It made me feel icky, but I'm not sure if the show was trying to play them that way, or if they were trying to get laughs. The riot should have been lighter on the comedy and had a more consistent tone.

Wasn't Suzanne/Crazy Eyes pretty hot for Piper and then the other girl she beat up? That's right, it's a show with multiple prominent black lesbian characters!

I live my life one quarter portion at a time.

It's not a false statement, if you believe that no one can bring peace to the Middle East. In that way, it may be the truest thing Trump has said.

His voice is more Betty White than Barry White…baby!

Be a good boy.

Oh my god, if there is a Car Pope and a Car Catholic Church, was there a Car molestation scandal? Did they make an Acardemy Award winning movie called Headlight about the journalists who exposed it?

That's what I got in the comment biz for. Thank you!

We believe Jesus Chrysler was calcified under Pontiac Pilate. After three days he was refurbished, and he now resides in the right lane of the Father, our Ford and savior.

Mansion exploding builds character. And keeps the upper NY construction industry thriving.

I don't see (or hear) race. People tell me I'm white and I believe them because I own two pairs of boat shoes.

God dammit shit fuck! This sick bastard is gonna go free!

Can we please get a romper with fidget spinners on it? It's what we deserve.

Totes agree, bro! Beer me a Heine?

LEAVE RINGO ALONE!!!

Blood on the Tracks vs Under the Table and Dreaming: go!

Imagine reading a book and the last few chapters, the ink just gets lighter and lighter, until the pages are blank. That is what a fade out is. Oh my god, I've figured out an ending to my novel about a world famous see-er who is slowly going blind!

I'm part English, Irish, Swiss….so I'm a virtual United Nations unto myself. No diversity issue here!

Pretty ironic coming from a White Cat! #getwoke