If he didn't get the oscar for the Revenant, I wouldn't have put it past him.

This correct. Bay is at what we call "Nickelback Level" - where you are just synonymous with "crap". You have to go after somebody who actually has cultural capital so that it's worth some cred when you take them down.

And Cameron Diaz was in Gangs of New York…for some reason? So points for trying there.

Up next: I'll review the latest 3-D craze in movies! Hint: I don't get it!

Meanwhile, Elizabeth Banks was spotted making out during a screening of Schindler's List.

Virtue signaling….Virtue signaling everywhere!

If Kinjageddon, wipes us out, I wish to be reincarnated as something a little more timeless than a B Character on a prestige cable drama. I want to come back as Lord Buckethead.

FIN

Rumor has it, she's also +

I think that was Trump's tape.

I wouldn't mind taking her up to Vermont and showing her how the syrup is made, if you catch my drift.

He'll show up in a post credits scene to set up the Bacon EU.

There was that porn starring Ronald Reagan and Chris Christie.

As a 400 year old vampire, I am REALLY getting too old for this shit!

She is both hilarious and hot as Melania. I love it!

It would be like the man who coined the term "snowflake" being a gay man who was satirizing hypermasculinity.

Mesa still excited bigtime for datta park, boss!

Does he fight BM Dubba Lang in this one?

Directed by Cars von Trier, it features Lightning McQueen digging up, then sexually violating the carpse of Doc Hudson in what is being called the most disgusting thing in a kids movie since Johnny Depp.

I imagine that characters are always getting it on when they close doors. It really brings a different interpretation to the ending of The Godfather.