You can even be having a telephone meeting while doing so. I've seen it on TV! Or you could have the tailor come to the Oval.

Pre-nup, and I'd bet there is probably a non-disclosure thrown in there too, so that she can't write a tell all book about all his kinks.

Mother would never use such fowl language.

You talkin "You Talkin u2 to me?" to me?

This week, it's Ayn Rand vs Rand Paul. Next week…probably the same.

Everybody's talkin bout Totino's Totino's!

They've settled into a pretty good comedic groove now, but that first half-season was pretty rough.

It's right next to the Center For Not Understanding Irony and Atheist Execution Center.

If only Trump hadn't fired chief investigator Jerry ORBach.

Sometimes there's a man, I don't want to say "hero", cause what's a hero, but he's the man for his time and place.

Plus, Oreos are vegan, so you can have them with your soy latte while I eat a raw T Bone and wash it down with my mug of liberal tears.
Ed: this comment was assembled at random from Breitbart comments and in no way represents the views of Ken Cosgrove, Accounts or Sterling Cooper, LLC.

Dammit, you reminded me of the three debates where one candidate ran circles around the other rambling, sniffing, stalking buffoon and she still lost the election.

Still gives me chills.

I love Nels Cline's solo on Wilco's "Impossible Germany". It stops and starts in fits, and then eventually becomes a duo with a countermelody. Beautiful.

We've gone over this. First you do the safe picture. THEN, you do the art picture. Then you do the payback picture cause your friend says you owe him.

They use it to feed into their narrative of "Democrats want PoC on welfare and medicaid (and Obamacare) to keep them in New Slavery. Heroic Republican Patriots want to kick you off those and encourage you to Pull Yourself Up By Your Bootstraps!"

In defense of Ken Bone, I don't know how most of us would fare in the public eye if all our AV Club comments were made public. Beautiful little submarines…

Right? The platforms were so different 150 years ago as to bear no semblance to today's debates. They like to point out how Democrats used to be basically the remnants of the Confederacy before the two basically switched sides in the 1950s/60s.

I think this is the quickest fall from Hero to Bozo I've ever seen. Let's hope we don't find out he's a Perv tomorrow.

So the main difference is, I'll be laughing.