Please tell me this remake is PG-13!

Iron Man's suit being real would be more believable than this. I just imagine him pitching that movie. "I've written this movie. I play an unemployed chef, caught in a love triangle between Sofia Vergara and ScarJo. Now, regarding the first dozen sex scenes…."[And Scene!]

Did this video remind anybody else of John Cusack's puppet play from Being John Malkovich?

You are walking through the desert. You come across a Calvin Harris flipped over on his back. Do you flip him over?

No. There is only one type of REAL woman…and it happens to align with my particular beauty standards.

Yes! Girl next door Taylor never did anything, but ice queen Regina George Taylor does it for me.

Stop worrying and learn to love the bomb.

Adolf, this is your cousin Marvin. Marvin Hitler. You know that racist rhetoric you've been searching for? Get a load of this!

No, the only thing she's broken lately was a chair.

Thinks White Men Actually Have It Hardest Of All

A lot of people in that situation would fall prey to delusions of grandeur, but that is why God has chosen me and me alone to save you all!

He's a total a-hole, offering Seb a high paying job. What a jerk!

Everyone turns things into a race issue

Bingo! Instead of playing complex riffs, he is playing a simple melody one handed, hidden by a group of backup singers. I thought Legend's character made a good counterpoint that you can't live in the past if you want Jazz to have a future. It was a personal choice, it wasn't meant to be objectively bad.

See: the first presidential debate, the second presidential debate, the third presidential debate…

Excuse me, did you just assume shim's gender?

THIS THIS THIS!

Let's take a show about a family with an insanely good ensemble cast and then split them all up for their own side adventures! Argh, I love AD but if you can't get the cast together at the same time, maybe it's not worth it.

Good lord, yes!

Who hates glee? Glee literally means glee!