eh, no. Obama certainly wasn’t the greatest President ever like some would have you believe. At the same time, there is much more to him than just being a cool guy. He was kind of a wuss.

No, you didn’t say anything about her. I did.

I’m pretty excellent at trolling smug avatars who think Duke’s “character and tradition” somehow conveys any kind of moral authority or intellectual superiority upon themselves, Mrs. Allen.

There’s a lot of adult assholes out there, they must be coming from somewhere.

Coach Ratface vanished in the middle of the 1994-95 season for “health reasons.” Grayson Allen was born exactly nine months later in October 1995. #makesyouthink

UNC cares about their seniors... Usually because Roy torpedoes their draft chances and they HAVE TO stick around for four years.

The kid should take up hockey. Tripping will only get you 2 mins in the penalty box. Freeing up valuable time to continue the entitled, frat boy game

Or UNC who has had probably the worst academic issues in recent memory an have seem no punishment.

I’m getting my vomit bag ready.

When I read this, I said, “of course, Coach K is out getting back surgery and his replacement will treat every game like the Final Four”... but then I found out Coach K isn’t out until Friday.

+31. My wife and I are going to conceive a child tonight so she can be made great by Coach K.

I’m looking forward to a half-dozen thinkpieces explaining to us mindless heathens why a one-game suspension was actually the harshest thing Coach K could have done, and how the punishment perfectly fit the crime. And if the results of his virtuous and morally-impeccable decision just happens to also be in the best…

Huh? Virginia Tech is in the ACC. An ACC loss was already risked, and lost.

If this dude is black, it’s weeks of “but does he play THE DUKE WAY?!?!” and “is he fit to WEAR THE DUKE BLUE!?!?!”, but here we are and this shit stain is playing again.

In other news, Coach K’s doctors have revealed details of his planned back surgery: implant stem cells to see if he can grow a spine.

I’m skeptical, Patrick. Duke is clearly tripping over itself to get Allen back.

I knew this would happen. Coach K is a great basketball coach but if i hear another analyst go on and on about him turning kids into adults, I’ll vomit in my mouth a little

My delayed gratification will be when this overgrown lax bro takes his bush league antics to the NBA and gets destroyed. If he ever makes it out of D-League.

come on. You KNEW this was going to happen the moment Coach Kyrgyzstanishewski blamed Allen for the Virginia Tech loss. That statement was a “he’s learned his lesson” statement for sure.

Wow the ACC really gets lucky when they self impose punishment, I’m still amazed that syracuse’s post season ban happened on a year when they wouldn’t have made the ACC tourney