Record scratch

I hope they spend these next couple of years putting some actual muscle on ATJ.  She so waifish right now that she looks like if she punched someone she’d suffer a spiral fracture of the everything.

Irving Azoff, the guy who was so not motivated by money that he let Warren Zevon go as a client, as he wasn’t bringing in enough money to justify keeping him as a client?  Irving Azoff, who while representing Don Felder pretty much let his other two other major clients, Don Henley and Glenn Frey walk all over the guy,…

Cause they charged a million bucks more per ticket then in previous tours, big deal.

Yeah, it definitely sounds like if they don’t love each other now, they will never love each other again.

“If I don’t learn to juggle dynamite now, when will I?”

For anyone considering Ivermectin, as a former cattle farmer, I’d be willing to administer for them.

The reason I know we don't live in a simulation is that Trump dying of COVID would have been such perfect poetic justice and so narratively satisfying that our programmers wouldn't have been able to resist.

As with last week’s episode, the exact point of divergence is unclear. It can’t be as simple as Dr. Strange inviting Christine to the ball, because in the prime timeline their relationship is depicted as fundamentally broken prior to the car crash. She couldn’t deal with his narcissism and arrogance; he was distant…

The What If? decision that creates the branching timeline is Strange inviting Christine to the event with him.

Yeah, but at least you don’t have to appear in any more Solo movies, so there’s that.

Did she finally fire her creepy, horrible father/manager who tanked her promising career???

The bar is “root canals.”

Looks like we’ve got a new troll burner in our midst. New account there bud? Who let you out of the greys?

That forms the basis of the pie-in-the-sky idea that I’ve posted here and on io9 several times, and though I’ll eat my hat if something like that happens, it would be awesome. It’s why I say that Lupita Nyong’o would be by far the best realistic choice for the role.

Do they take TitCoin?

If the Nevermind cover is child pornography then Ann Geddes better watch the fuck out.

“Hey! Wait! I filed a dumb complaint.”

This whole thing feels like it was made up by the Onion

The Truman Show for the Fortnite age?! I was hoping it would be more like an Ed TV for the TikTok era!