Black Widow tanked?

God dammit…

I just looked it up...and until now I’d thought they were the same David Lowery, but it turns out they’re different people.

I always thought of Python as an equal opportunity offender, as their many many skits on the rich and powerful clearly show.

Arthur was not the best person for the job.

I hope the movie has the time to explain why strange women lying in ponds and distributing sword is not the basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power comes from the mandate of the masses; not some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can’t just expect to weird supreme executive power just because some watery…

Speaking of which Persepolis was probably the lamest super hero movie ever. I don’t even know what Persepolis’ powers were supposed to be.

Sadly, the line “I kick arse for the lord!” has already been taken.

CNN is WAY worse than it was back when TDS started.

I remember liking the “moment of Zen” thing though I think I wasn’t watching full episodes; other than that at this point I don’t have real memories of the Kilborn shows, but in a way I think they were useful context for what came later. A lot of people responded to the peak of the Stewart era like the point of the…

Lay your weary head to rest.

Hmm “first rapper” on the cover is a great first step, but it’s not nearly enough. Where is the “first woman microbiologist” on the cover? This isn’t real progress.

The SI Swimsuit Issue has completely lost its relevance.

I think “The Rock” is where Cage flips a switch from subdued with mania bubbling under to full-on manic all the time. Kind of like with Pacino and Scarface where one of the most subtle and nuanced actors of his generation suddenly becomes a shouty clown. 

I see what you did there.

This sounds like Taken but with a pig.

That’ll do, Cage.

Will there be two Burgey movies made, like when Toby Jones and Philip Seymour Hoffman were both Truman Capote around the same time?

Where is the docurama about Burgey Sullenberger, eh, Eastwood? Real heroes pilot buses.

I can’t believe you’re lucky enough to still have a Cinerama Theater.