A funny prank is to wake a sleeping fish by dousing it with a bucket of cold air.

I love the Lonely Island SO MUCH. The absurdity of Threw it on the Ground makes me laugh out loud every time, and I sing it on the reg to my food and toy throwing infant.

That is probably the best fuck up a kid lie I have ever heard.

I’m the liar.

I attended a fundamental baptist middle school (ankle length jean skirts, chapel, no pop music, etc) and I distinctly remember a “science” class where they had to do some major mental gymnastics to support a literal biblical interpretation of science. Fossils are a lie from Satan, carbon dating is a trick by…

I can’t speak for you but when I first played it, and you had to walk to dungeons and level through zones, the game always felt massive.

I made a vegan Sweet potato bourbon bisque with chickpea “croutons”.

If you’re on mobile Monopoly isn’t compatible with a lot of phones and won’t show up, I think it’s only for tablets

If you’re on mobile Monopoly isn’t compatible with a lot of phones and won’t show up, I think it’s only for tablets

My first thought was “But the enemy’s gate is down.” :)

Relevant (and a scene I loved reading as a young’un, don’t think I’ll ever forget this bit):

In all seriousness? If Comedy Central picked up BCO for a sketch comedy show formatted exactly like Drunk History, in that they pick a central narrator for each tale and real household-name actors dramatize the story and lipsync the dialog... I WOULD WATCH THE SHIT OUT OF THAT.

Nice, but plain. Check out this guy for some amazing designs:

The G910 is a *very* different keyboard, so learn up on it before you make a decision.

The G910 is a *very* different keyboard, so learn up on it before you make a decision.

Hi! Jorts/Shants Enthusiast Kevin Smith here.

My guess was right, Microsoft clicked that PC is theirs to take seeings as almost every gaming PC has windows and now they’re going to cater to both xbox one and PC as one platform, the best move they could do. Open the xbox one to work with PCs at a whole new level, (mods on xbox one, what?) and hopefully make their…

On my home PC I don’t even notice it being a RAM hog, even with dozens of tabs open. Having gobs of RAM is good for things, and stuff :)

I see a lot of comments from folks who think pools aren’t a good idea, but I think this is again one of those “depends on where you live” kind of things. I live in central Florida and we’ve had a pool at our house for thirty-one years. We had it built at the same time as the house and had it on the mortgage so it was…

The best reason to own a pool is that your children are teenagers and will invite all of their teenage friends over to swim. The best reason to not own a pool is that your children are teenagers and will invite all of their stupid friends over to swim.

Meh, I once asked Robert Buckley ( Musician for Mainframe Entertainment) Why he had all of the instruments on a wall, while I fixed his digital system, why they were there. (While I mentioned that people who made music on computers where not “Real” Musicians) He then proceeded to play every fucking single one of them,…