Sad when the news chopper was later shot down. RIP Brian Williams

A more humane fate than Screech slaughtering Bayside.

The fact Elizabeth Berkley looks EXACTLY the same as she did 22 years ago in that outfit is stunning.

'And No One will Remember it'

Give Seattle credit. As the defending champion heel, they tried to get DQ'd at the end and keep the title belt. Flair would be proud.

Look, I know you only had 30 seconds, but I really feel as though you didn't spend enough time establishing a believable narrative.

*clicks on it at work*

"He gave me a hard time about my contract. I was like, The fuck you doing? This is Peanuts."

Oh sure, but when I drop 37 at my job, I'm "a danger" and "not fit to deliver babies."

"It was so sad to see the hopelessness in their faces, and know that they are never going to be okay," said Johnny, age eight.

Vinne DigestsABirdie

Calico Burress

Pussy Umenyiora?

No shit

Also buried on WWE RAW? Cesaro, Dolph Ziggler, and Dean Ambrose.

"That's a carry." — volleyball highlight truthers

Seriously and without snark: Thanks for your contributions, Craggs. Deadspin seems like a better place to come for news AND dick pics these days, as opposed to one or the other.

Oh you poor naive soul.

They're all so wonderful. I don't know I could pick a favorite, let alone six.