"Cuz, it's......about........to go...........down."

The fact that Thomas Dimitroff is not fired is mindboggling. He is much more responsible for the failure of the team (terrible defensive line/LB signings; signing old players consistently for $3 mil+ a season/almost universally poor drafting with the exception of Julio - who cost a ton - and CBs).

Possible they lost the use of the camera they would have preferred to use and had to improvise by using one from farther away that was not intended for that purpose. And in the short time frame, Ponder wasn't told, "Can you spin him around to face the end zone?" because that would have been awkward.

Nebraska could have taken the high road! It did not.

Well, now we know he has what it takes to play on Sunday.

Pictured: Yet another Cam Newton turn over.

He touched down, but he's not the man I thought he was. He's not rocket man.

Don't let El-ton
Fall out of me

Man, this guy just can't stay healthy.

"THIS IS BEDLAM" is a great call.

Who else stopped reading at Gloria Allred?

An overview of tonight's coverage:

So now they're beating memes to death too?

"Alex from Chicago, you're on line one. And keep it moving. There are people behind you who have to sign up for unemployment, too."

This just sucks. I only just heard of these guys, but I can already tell that these guys were cut out for radio. I mean, just look at their faces.

Ben Roethlisberger

Samer, this needs the "things we actually like" tag.

My mother-in-law is dying of a brain tumor and literally sleeps 22-23 hrs a day. I know there are different types, but the fact that this young lady was able to perform in a college-level athletic event is nothing short of remarkable

Cut