There once was a man from Nantucket. He, well, couldn't swim.

Coincidental minors. Perry 2:00 for diving; Nantucket Sound 2:00 for holding

No wonder they call her Miss Texas. She nearly did.

It's not that impressive. Dear and respected Kim Jong Un collected 39 home runs in his first ever match of baseball, defeating an imperious team of American players who did not even have the basic appearance of human beings.

One of the best "interviews" ever (all Robin Williams @ Late Late Show, really):

To steal what someone else said on another message board: Technically, suicide is a selfish act. However, people who are clinically depressed to the point where they're seriously considering suicide aren't capable of thinking rationally about such things.

Peter King: God, did you hear about Robin Williams?

I think I speak for everyone: Fuck cyclists!

Nick Faldo: 3 Masters wins.

The Rory McIlroy era, or, as Steve Williams calls it, the Steve-Williams-left-Tiger's-bag-and-forever-changed-golf era.

1. Phil has a right to be pissed. This isn't Sunday afternoon at the muni. You don't start making shit up on the 72nd hole of a major just to get it done. It was probably Rory's idea anyway and I don't blame him, but it's fucking golf. We all know how much golf loves its rules. I was rooting for karma to put his…

Here's the video. Not sure how long they'll keep it live.

When asked about his opinion on Hamas, Emmitt Smith replied that it's too garlicky.

Kevin Towers is wetting himself with joy.

Surely that's a double and then an error on the throw, no?

"What is that magic box? Are there little peasants inside, drawing the picture?"

Josh Robert Thompson does Morgan Freeman considerably better.

Janay Rice prefers the purple because it goes with everything.

I can't be the only one that finds Caliendo neither funny nor very good at his job, can I? He's awful. This is not an "excellent" impression - it sounds, more or less, like a guy trying to mimic Morgan Freeman and landing somewhere in the ballpark.

I'm sure I'll get flamed for this...but the last 3 days just reaks of progressive self-congratulation, in my opinion.