"Want bigotry? Just water it!"

At least he died doing what he loved: ruining a soccer game for everyone else involved.

"What the fuck kind of tag team is this?"

Remember when Owen Hart tried to recreate the Challenger mission? That was in poor taste as well and more or less ended his career too.

In retaliation, Vladimir Putin blew up Vince McMahon's limo.

Orioles pitcher Kevin Gausman was furious after the play, but only because Yoenis Cespedes was selfishly trying to pad the team's runs scored statistic.

Someone gravely misinterpreted the request to "Handicap the field."

I've grilled corn both with and without soaking; soaking is better but it's ok if you don't.

ESPN has almost everything it wants; Fox, NBC, and the Time Warner properties merely scrabble over the remnants.

everyone loves weird al

"Oh wow, that's hilarious. Who the fuck was that Eric Lindros guy trying to impress?" -Eric Lindros

Calling Erin Andrews "gutless" only proves that TruBiotics works as advertised.

Glad they didn't take that time to honor Tony Gwynn or anything…

She's here representing the late Mr. Redlegs. She doesn't appear in public very often, not since his horrific death.

My friend's mom used to make $71/hr working for Google from home. Unfortunately, my friend is from Chicago.

Well the souh side of Chicago is the baddest part of town, and if you go down there you'd better just beware of... Fuck, damn near everybody, unless you want to be like the 82 people shot last weekend. Bad Bad Leroy Brown seems like kind of a wuss now, huh?

When talking about Chicago, Kanye West once rapped, "I met this girl when I was 3 years old." Odds are that the girl was shot over the weekend.

In their hit "1979," Smashing Pumpkins sang of Justine, who didn't know the rules. Justine would have been right at home in Chicago, where 16 were shot dead last weekend.

They say journalistic integrity is dead in America these days. If that's the case, then journalistic integrity must have visited Chicago over the July 4th Weekend.