If this is the honest version then why is Michael Jordan tipping?

My Polish father still talks about Poland's two third place finishes in 1974 and 1982 with a sense of great pride, especially how Poland beat Brazil in 1974 to win third place. So while I understand that the game is meaningless and a money grabber for FIFA, it's a way for non-titans to show the world their run to the…

OMG The Columbus Blue Jackets signed C Brandon Dubinksy through 2020!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bath police is what my uncle used to call it :(

Bosh is the walrus

So is Paul dead or what

The district viewed video of the lap dance on a cell phone video.

I thought you needed three rings for a circus.

Fuck your veggie Whopper

I want to hug you, fartsguy. Will you let me hug you?

He's just jealous of how great a time Drake is probably having in the Belgian locker room right now.

I don't know, me layed out on my carpet staring at the wall with tears in my eyes was close

Ref was pointing the goal kick, not offside. Would have counted.

You're only writing this because Walsh stole your girlfriend.

If you were interested in being fair, you'd have included the clarification Kelly gave when they came back from commercial—that he was simply impressed by her breasts, and that he planned to masturbate once the segment was over. A perfectly innocent explanation.

Yeah, I'd definitely watch a lot more soccer if it looked as pretty as this.

Swedish designers came up with their own simple, well-designed and inexpensive way to watch the games. Unfortunately, no one can figure out how to put the goddamn thing together.

you know something? you fucking suck. i hope Luis Suarez bites your dick off.

Bowling is a college sport?

Looks like a real...