IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME

"Hope Solo is going psychotic. She's fucking, beating people up, and we need help."

Kevin Ware Boned Himself Out Of Final Four Appearance

Well, fuck

Am I crazy, or did that pitch hit the catcher's glove? Seemed like a passed ball to me.

The whole "trailing by five goals with ten minutes left" thing may also have muted the celebration.

Diamondbacks getting spiritual punishment instead of literal punishment for getting a little too inside? Sounds like a stretch, Tom— honestly, that sounds more like a Cardinals thing.

Braun: [Receives shot in the ass]

I'm too young to have really been cognizant of what was going on in the world as the OJ drama unfolded, but it's absolutely fascinating to look at from a cultural aspect. Such a wide range of pop culture today- CSI, Nancy Grace (and with that the Casey Anthony, George Zimmerman, Scott Peterson trials), TMZ, Baba Booey…

Dwayne Wade aged like that guy who drank from the wrong grail in Last Crusade this series.

This is the best.

Sums up the entire series.

I couldn't see too closely because they didn't show a slowed down replay and coverage on the WatchESPN app ended pretty abruptly, but it really looked to me like he was offside?

I bet he can still clear the rack. As a conditioned athlete, after years upon years of training, and his body adapted to handle the weight, he could still likely retain the ability. Of course, I'm talking about the pastries rack at Panera, but still.

"I blacked out. I don't really remember."

Buster Pussy

Things will only get worse when the games shift to Miami's arena, where there's a lack of real fans.

Dany Heatley: [loses control of his car trying to read the messages while going 120 MPH on ice]

While it takes balls to turn an ad campaign into an article, only a true savant of that which is ballsiest would turn an article into an ad campaign.

"Strike"