Never realized it, but a Viper would look unbelievably awesome parked outside of the Capitol building.

Hey, Tim Keown used to be my baseball coach!

Typical Mustang driver...

...And now I give up on Cadillac

I used to configure my dreams cars on these kind of sites and keep track on an excel spreadsheet so I could easily reference how much money I don’t have.

“This is a strong statement. He admits not only that the company is producing technologies such as thermal protection...”

Awesome. Now a Nissan is more AMG than an actual AMG.

“You know me and basic black” lol

Ugh especially on Trancas! (I used to go to Justin-Siena)

I saw this on FB last night and I knew, I KNEW, I would see again the next day on Jalop.

Fun fact of the day: These subs pre-date those introduced at Disneyland in 1959

What a D-bag

You win.

Smartphones, Smartphones, and Smartphones. I know because I was almost a statistic after being grazed by a bus in SF trying to change Pandora stations., Life is flimsy, so pay attention!!

So concept motorcar?

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Lewandowski’s father is a homicide lieutenant in the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department.

Marshawn has the answer, yadidimean?

Financially, maybe. Not in spirit.

Sometimes when I’m feeling blue, I’ll call USAA to cheer me up. Best insurance company out there if you’re able to join.