Financially, maybe. Not in spirit.

Sometimes when I’m feeling blue, I’ll call USAA to cheer me up. Best insurance company out there if you’re able to join.

Sure glad I just spent the $19.99 for the Porsche expansion pack. the day before they announce the new game.

I guess I started all the hate. Sorry my dude, just seems like any more than two full extension finger scrolls from me and I’m ready to call out. Really though, post the pics and I’ll follow. Especially the KC-10!!

Grammar are important, my dude.

Give it a few years, and some “bespoke” models will ruin that feeling of yours.

I heard the fluids are made from distilled human tears

This is annoying.

This makes me sad.

And Tesla would find some quirky name for it similar to ludicrous mode.............Magician mode?

One-77 is more my thing

This is scary accurate.

Is it too late to find Doug a Valentine?

Roses are red, violets are blue. 91 Octane fuel is cheaper than dinner for two.

If you are ever in the Bay area, I recommend driving on this road. .

I nominate for COTY. Give me cool facts that I can spew out to coworkers so I look like I know what I’m talking about, not a witty comment.

Those pistons are shaking the whole car.

I hate to quote Goldblum after that awful Super Bowl ad, but it seems potential CLA owners spend so much time thinking if they could, they don’t stop to think if they should. With all the AMG “trim” packages nowadays, it really cheapens the brand and I think this car started it all. I understand trying to appeal to a…

I wish when I was having to pay to fix my kind-of-handbuilt European coupe, people actually gave a shit, You’re a lucky man DeMuro,