A New Start. I have the plate. Go cry in your pie.

They’re not booing. They’re saying “Booooorady”

Well, it beats the crap out of Coldplay.

I could raise more money from Columbus residents to keep the Browns out of the city.

Of course it’s the mythical Holy Grail of sports; it depicts the Kansas City Chiefs playing in a Super Bowl. It’s like the football equivalent of the films in The Man in the High Castle.

Browns Mgmt: Johnny we’re going to have to cut ties with you.

Its easier to mock somebody than to be reasonable. Trump 2016.

That’s not how you use Throwing Shade. And that’s not the correct usage of Stay Woke. Gawker commentators sound like Hillary Clinton but somehow less cool and trying way harder.

That was the story of Sunday - Patriot goes for a 2, disaster ensues.

Christ, people. Use your libraries; you’re already paying for them.

If going down the stairs is so hard, why doesn’t he just install an El Evator?

Major Match-Fixing, at your service.

Johnny Carmax: yo, what’s up?

Hearing about a couple named Candi and Jimbo getting divorced because they’re Seminoles but she slept with a Gator is the most Floridian story ever written.