I remember the same thing about the Skin-Taker from Candle Cove.

So Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil, huh?

That’s a pretty weird take, man.

Why dont they give Keenan Lourne’s job? The man has been doing sketch comedy since he was a kid. 

Most 33 year old men should be considered children as well.

So many good ones to pair with PTA. In addition to Hoffman and Hall, there’s Day-Lewis, Moore, Macy, Reilly

Or the other Philip, Baker Hall, and Paul Thomas Anderson.

The word “Latinx” appears three times in this review, which is three times more than any Hispanic person has ever used that term.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me....unless it’s a trans joke in which case I will make a blog post on avclub while holding back tears of rage that someone would dare to make a trans joke.

and they’d be right.

THE HORROR

Sounds like a good time. Maybe AV Club and their audience needs to grow a thicker foreskin. And I look forward to the immature responses I’m going to get, just like the comment section on Facebook of trolls for attacking someone with an opinion that isn’t theirs. Too bad they aren’t as brave as in person...

You almost never know who the opening act is for a comedy show and sometimes you don’t like that act.

My girlfriend wears my flannels all the time. You wouldn't know her. She's from Canada. 

Sorry if this is obvious to everyone else, but . . . If there are four records, one record each inspired by Weezer, Franz Ferdinand, the Strokes, and Elliott Smith, and this one “proves the band can still sound like the good old days,” then what reason do we have to believe that this is not, in fact, the…

Yes, I referenced something that, sadly, women sometimes have to do when a guy, usually an overly friendly stranger, makes them uncomfortable. My girlfriend said it was okay to type it, if that makes you feel better.

“When a fan commented on her Instagram “Can’t wait to see what you’ll be wearing on Oscar night,” Zegler revealed that she won’t be attending the ceremony. She wrote, “I’m not invited so sweatpants and my boyfriend’s flannel.”

Whoever wrote this obituary, it’s clear they don’t know the first thing about Kurt Vonnegut.

My favorite part was when the lady cop was there and Jesse kicked at the chair in a tantrum and Eli went, “HEY!” like he must have done a thousand times when Jesse was younger. John Goodman’s in a drama while everyone else clowns around him. And it WORKS! Really enjoying Goodman's arc this time around.

This Morrissey guy sounds like a real jerk.