But he’s still an anti-Semitic prick.

Unless I’m misreading, I like how what looks like an editors note “needs period for consistency” made it into your hemming bible.

Had my mind blown that Deja Vu is the butler on Downton Abbey.

I cannot wait to see this. I love Val Kilmer whole-heartedly.

He’s been to Mars, he was The Saint, and he was in Wilow, Top Secret!, Real Genius, and TV’s Numb3rs!

I’m sorry, but Top Secret! is the definitive Val Kilmer movie.

Or Real Genius. Or Top Secret!

Hi Jason! A chilean guy here! The video it’s hilarious, but I feel I should warn you the twitter account you linked is a far-right, trump-stan alike. On the future, please try to avoid giving visibility to account names with ‘patriota’ on them.

As a Red Seal mechanic, I’ll say: Listen to Jalopnik here. The chances of you damaging you windshield wipers pointing up? Slim to none. The chances of you damaging them from having them frozen to the glass? Probable.

The main valid reason for not putting your windshield wipers up is that, over time, it will stretch the metal springs that keep the arms tight against your windshield. This will lead to less effective wiping.

Shouldn’t Kenan also be about how irresistible he now is to women, cause his wife did him the favor of dying instead of divorcing him, which according to sitcom logic makes him a unicorn in the dating world.

I liked Kenan.  I’m surprised there were no comparisons here to The Unicorn: deceased wife, two daughters.

I’m just pumped that Fortune Feimster is getting network teevee money

I think you assume its an act.  Look at Alice Cooper.  He dressed up in scary clothes and sang some scary songs but from all accounts the guy sounds like a pussy cat. 

Yep, I freaked out for a second about John C. Reilly dying.

buddy if it’s one thing i’ve learned about cocaine addicts over the years it’s that they don’t mind doing it alone in the house.

Credit where it’s due: It’s difficult to see, but he’s wearing one of those clear face shields. 

Back in 1991 I worked for a marketing firm who had Hyundai Electronics as a client. We promoted their “110 Key Click IBM style keyboard.” Back then, *everyone* wanted an IBM keyboard, but they were expensive. So Hyundai Electronics produced a replica keyboard, “with the same quality and materials as IBM, but at a…

Maybe if Hyundai and Kia dealers didn’t spend the last 20 years going out of their way to suck so fucking much, corporate wouldn’t need to come in and clean up shop. I’m all in with the manufacturer on this one.

Finbar O’Neill is on his (at least) third golden parachute, and is decidedly not a Jalop.