Ya know, that’s a very fair point. Canceling my upcoming order.

If you must overstyle, this is how you do it. There a lot going on, but at least it’s coherant, and there are minimal fake vents. Everything seems to fit together.

On the other hand Southwest has great prices no bag fees...good service and a free snack!

Also watch out for a dead hooker in the trunk because they will always try to act like they had no idea it was there, or even worse - try to claim it’s your dead hooker. It’s all just a scam to get you to pay extra for dead hooker disposal when all they do is go put it in a different trunk.

It’s Rolf, not Kurt. 

John Mulaney’s character in the “Sound of Music” sketch is actually named Rolfe, not Kurt.

Personally, I prefer my Blazers to be more of the Trailblazer variety dressed in a Saab tuxedo:

I think if Hunters is what makes you think the Holocaust is fake, you probably already had a fair bit of denialism going on. I also find it odd that they would repost the photo while stating that it’s false. Doesn’t that just put it out there to far more people than saw the show?

It’s silly to say that all representations of the Holocaust have to be 100% truthful and that, went depicting Nazi atrocities, you can’t create fictional events. Nobody is going to watch Hunters and think it’s a documentary nor are they going in ready to deny the Holocaust happened. Those are will deny the Holocaust…

I assume you mean from the neck *down*

“(Sadly, while McElhenney got close to Pitt-ian perfection from the waist down thanks to a year of self-torture, he told Conan that the trainer couldn’t do anything about his comedy-friendly kisser.)”

I assume you mean from the *neck* up, unless there’s something you know that I don’t...

Wanna see an SNL article not about Pete or the news anchor guys someday, all just “Cecily Strong shows up to work regularly, does good job, does not look like a candy cane with a bunch of tattoos on it.”

Not to be confused with ‘The Shrink Downstairs’ the title of my autobiography focusing mainly on my penis. 

“I get this guy’s anger,”

Nah... the only jackass is the person punching the seat. 

I fly American to CLT a lot for work from PA. It’s a 2 hour flight, and because I always buy the cheapest ticket I can, I am often in the last row, because the last row is the cheapest, and he got what he paid for.

I’m willing to bet that this guy wouldn’t be punching the seat if there were a man sitting in it.

THAT’S FUCKING BATTERY. You don’t have to directly hit someone to batter someone. He punched a seat with the intent to make that seat impact the WOMAN in front of him. He’s the asshole here and should have been arrested upon landing.