I agree with you 100%, semi-literate internet commenter. But Roger Waters is an anti-Semite.

Sure, but what do other famous anti-Semites think about all this? 

A great 3rd option is to set up a custodial brokerage account and invest in mutual funds, etc. This is a great alternative if you live in a state where 529 contributions aren’t tax deductible.

Nice work, internet friend! I'll have to eat half a cigar in both of your honor.

makes me wonder what Chocolate Mousse is up to...

Agreed. It looks cheap and adds a curvy element to a car made of straight lines, not to mention mimicking the Compass, which isn't exactly a looker.

I 100% had one (well, several, because they were all garbage and broke quickly). The CDs in the changer ironically remained unchanged for the last couple of years before I sold the Jeep.

My ‘04 Grand Cherokee came loaded with a single disc in the head unit (and cassette!) PLUS a 10-disc changer in the trunk. It was a wonderful time to be alive.

As terrible as this is, has anyone considered that it might just be a painfully misguided attempt at the oh-so-rare Elvis Costello-themed mod?

The best they can hope for is being the next Lexus

But did they ever find Any Lynn Carter's stash of vibrators? 

I revealed my gender at a party once. It...didn't go well.

I’m pretty sure that I wrote Armisen is probably a creep as well.

I’m sure their divorce had absolutely nothing to do with that silly cult Moss belongs to...

It was originally in two parts, you had to stick around to see the (w)hole

Unsurprisingly, there will be zero dollars raised for the Jeffrey Jones Defense fund.

AIDS.

“Annie’s pretty young, we try not to sexualize her”

It's literally posted on AV Club's "Newswire" with a title stating that Louis has released a comedy special. I'm not sure what you think an advertisement is, but this definitely falls into the category of advertisement, albeit combined with some heavy editorializing.