The D & D alignments are a nice touch.

I know I already suggested the G35, but I’m also going to say the Mazda Miata. Miata owners seem to come in either two flavors, both of which are insufferable extremes. You either get the owner who “just wanted a cute little convertible,” buys it in red and in RED ONLY, and doesn’t truly understand what sort of gem…

When a culture experiences the arthritic pains and muscle spasms of its decline and begins to see the writing on the wall, when it slumps down onto the Craft-matic adjustable bed of dementia and dissolution, it looks nostalgically into the rearview mirror at an imagined past of freedom, youth, and vigor. The Old Man…

$4k range?

“Cad engineered girder forked ducati”, referring to Norm Hossack’s work? I worked with the guy. He was a creative individual. Nice guy too.

Two words- Max Hazan

Now I know for next year. I backed out of the Bostonish area one, because even if I dapper the hell out, I figured that either older sportbike I own would be politely requested to leave due to style guide issues.

Next year: Tweed on scrappy, rashed out CBRs.

I was a tech at a Ducati dealer for 2 years, basically a level 2 Ducati tech (trained by one of 30 Ducati certified master techs in the country) and I’ve ridden a lot of the Ducati models in the 2011-2012 model years. The Hyper really is an awesome bike. It’s a very comfortable seating position, especially if you ride…

Not rpf1’s.

SAVE US JIMMY Z, SAVE US WITH YOUR PERFECT WAYS!!! YOUR MORAL PURITY IS ALL WE HAVE!

WE ARE NOT WORTHY! WE ARE NOT WORTHY!

edit: Dude, you realize most people on here think you’re a bigger douche than the guy driving that car, right?

All those useless words and you still didn’t answer my question: would I look good humping Steve McQueen’s played out ghost wearing this? Will I be able to wear this in the promotional video for my hipster twerp friends’ new vintage authentic bespoke t-shirt #brand? He knows a guy with a drone and we have this cute as…

He’s riding the coat tail gravy train as far as he can.

Oh Joe... shine on you crazy diamond.

Whatever this hipster d-bag is doing is not good for anyone.

Bow tie thingy is simple, hold both ends of your chosen strip of satin silk firmly between the thumb and forefinger of each hand.

Smashing!

I don’t have a question, but I’d like to urge Joseph to indulge in the complete Britbike experience by eschewing the electric starter and instead using the kicker every time he goes for a ride. Then he can report back about how hard/easy it is to all those whiners who say they’ll never buy an SR400 because it doesn’t…

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I should’ve known you were one of those Mom Teresa fanbois ;-) ... you must have missed the particular issue of Squidly Monthly where they interviewed the ghosts of dead racers from the future who greatly regretted leading so many young ‘Muricans to make wrong-headed decisions about what kind of moto accessory brands…