I have a Harley touring bike, but it is the simpler, clear windscreen version. No trunk, no radio, just saddlebags and cruise control.

I actually like Halo, Harleys, and your helmet. But not Nickelback. Their name doesn’t start with an “H.”

“OK, I’m not gonna make a bunch of Jalops actually like or want this bike, but maybe - just MAYBE I can make them acknowledge its right to exist.”

I couldn’t wait so I got tacos for lunch today. There wasn’t any experimental Mariachi music, but the chick who took my order did offer to sell me some molly, so I’d say it’s a wash.